What do you think of garden gnomes?
Depends what mood is set. I feel like an afternoon drenched garden, wine in hand, picking fresh vegetables and herbs, record player in the background and butterflies fluttering freely accompanied by the little gnomey companions would be quite nice.
In saying that if something was to be slipped into the wine and my mind was suddenly spinning out of control, I feel like those little things could really freak me out. I’ve heard stories before and they were not good.
Why are manholes round?
That is a very good question. I’ve never really thought of it. I’m sure there is some sort of science behind it. Like maybe being circular the covers can’t fall in? I feel like a square or rectangle someone in there drunken state would be stupid enough to pick one up and throw it down the whole of they could.. anyway I’m sure I’m wrong but that’s my answer that makes me feel smart for the day.
Are you a hunter or a gatherer?
I’m going to say gatherer. Someone sitting next to me just laughed at me when I asked them, 'Am I a hunter?' Sooo clearly not. I gather many things I guess. Mostly my thoughts, inspiration, all that kind of stuff.
A penguin walks through that door right now wearing a sombrero. What does he say and why is he here?
Where the fuck are my cheese-its!!!
If you had a chance to invite 4 people over to do dinner, who would it be or why?
“Kendall Jenner, Gigi Hadid, Karli Kloss & Karen Mulder........ for no reason
Thursday 27th of June
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