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Friday 11 Jun 2021
Health Officials confirm: The only thing slower than Australia’s vaccine rollout is writing the new Frenzal album.
The small possibility of blood clots from the AstraZeneca jab has been eclipsed today, by the even tinier chance of any new music from Australia’s semi-favourite still-here punk rock band before 2022.
In a late night hastily organised press conference, Frenzal Rhomb’s chief medical officer Doctor Lindemans was quick to hose down speculation that the delivery of their new songs had been hampered by the European Union hoarding all the riffs, explaining “Our studies have shown that genetic mutations are creating new variants of power chords played fast through a distortion pedal which are continuing to emerge daily. We’re confident it won’t be too long before some of those chord progressions reach our shores”.
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